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November 8th, 2004

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11:25 am - When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
Last time I updated i wuz in a bit of a panick about george w bush running our cuntry, so i realize my entry wasnt very throurough... good. so anywayz, i gots me a new man! i was walking home frum da studio (cause montez had to borrow the cavalier, sumthin bouts a demolition derby). anyway, so i see this gorgeous man sittin in a box so i say hey and guess who it be??? UNCLE JESSE! he is 2 fine. so he wuz shivering and i felt bad and i sed whats wrong and he sed he got evicted so i sed cum over and he sed i dont know you and i sed youre uncle jesse and i iz remy from terror squad and he was like oh youre the lean back girl and i was like yeah and he was like coo im john stamos and i was like oh youre not uncle jesse and he was like yeah my real name is john stamos so i said whatever. we went back 2 my apartment and he had a bath and i made him some pancakes. we only had bread and butter so i just sat on the bread and made it flat like uh pancake. anywayz, jesse was tellin me bouts his life. he kept sayin the tanners werent real but i knew better. he sed one time he an danny watched becky get naked!! and jack off! and then they circle jerked!!! coo.

but yeah, he iz eal sweet. he went downs on me without even me havin 2 ask. he has a kinda small weiener, but he is just so damn fine it aint matter, i came anyway. he left in the middle of the nite sayin 'thanx 4 everythin but i gots 2 go'. it was real fun anyway.

apparently, ja is leavin me behind for jay-z. wtf!! I MADE YOU WHO YOU IZ, JA! he was no good anyway. he came 2 quick. well, me and petey pablo have 2 meet, we're cuttin a track called "Black and WET!" yay! momma and me is goin ice skatin tonite. i think jacky mite cum along, too. well, i guess since he is siamese twins, todd will also be along. 2 legs, 1 body, 2 dicks, cant get much better. time to make like a banana and split!

love and coconut flavored condoms
Current Mood: hornyhorny
Current Music: full house theme- terror squad mix/ rumors- lindsay lohan

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