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January 21st, 2005


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10:45 am - i kan give u anything u kan handel- FREEK A LEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Remy
2. the notorious R.I.M.
3. lickers

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. fingerlickingood
2. wetandsalty
3. JaRulez05 (current)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my wide set vagina allows for double penetration
2. my ability 2 overcum obstakles (like gettin preggers or Big Pun dying)
3. math skills. cosine like a mug!!!

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ((DISLIKE)) ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my teeth (i have 2 wear dentures cause mine fell out but i gives good head so i guess i do kinda like it and so does ja)
2. im a very private and emotional gal
3. the fact my anal rip gots an infectshun

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. black
2. canada
3. oklahoma (hey daddy!)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. never findin tru luv
2. never getting respeck from my peers- aka the academy awardz
3. carson daly's penis becuz its the most massive thing ive ever seen!

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. The BIble
2. prayer
3. sex

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. mossimo toe sox
2. fur (faux) tube top
3. thats it

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS AT THE MOMENT:
1. TERROR SQUAD!!!!!!!!!
2. maroon 5 - she will be luved waz written bouts me!
3. garth brooks

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. a 7-sum
2. coppin a manshun
3. moo goo gai pan

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. sum1 who will supprt me ($$$$$$$$$)
2. buys me things like food, rent, and carz
3. sum1 who wont turn me in 2 da north carolina police

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (you guess which is which)
1. I go 2 church 3 times a week
2. I love my children
3. my nickname in high school (tech) was "the gimp"

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. buy me thingz
2. looks good
3. smart

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO RIGHT NOW:
1. masturbate--- im at the liberry!
2. drive--- apparently my licenze was revoked when i crashed my 645i which by the way was actually mamas but mtv said it was mine so i wuldnt look dum
3. see big pun cuz he is dead cept we did dig up his body halloween 2002 when we wuz playin "big pun in the graveyard" which iz a copy of white folks game 'ghost in the grave yard" PS- then me and joe did it on the coffin

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. rappin in the shower
2. going 4 walks in central park w/ granmama and grandpers
3. visiting neverland ranch--- Wee itz fun!

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. get my record out
2. cop a manshun
3. eat sum tacos

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. molecular biologist
2. organic chemistry engineer (my 2 best subjecks--- MATH and SCIENCE)
3. game show host (i hear trebek is retiring)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. connetikut to see martha in jail
2. amsterdamn
3. the meadows

THREE KID'S NAMES
1. ShaChlymidia
2. Lil Wayne oh wait thats my cuzin
3. Ronald

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. become baptized
2. thank demi for all shes done
3. confess 2 demi bouts me and ashton and bruce (willis)

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS NOW, NO, MAKE THAT FIVE:
1. bruce
2. demi
3. mama aka the black woman from Ghost
4. montez
5. deantonnii
Current Mood: hornyso horny im shakin
Current Music: everybody has AIDS- team america (big pun remix)

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