11:16 am - ski rocketz in flite... wooo! afternoon deelite! Where are you? on the back po'ch of p. diddy's hamptons estate
Where do you want to be? in the back of Ja's C class
Who do you have with you now? Montez and Mama and Deantonnii
Who do you want with you? Dubya... he is dumb like me but we both is cute and have large genitalia
What do you want right now? that vibrater i saw on sex an the city... the pocket monster or whatev
What are you getting right now? my pussy eaten=== thanx donald!
Favorite hair color? i shave
Favorite eye color? i shave. oh eye i thought you said something else. um red
Favorite food? coconut flavored lube
Why? it's so smooth and comforting
Favorite place? big p's gravesit R>I>P> eternal!
Favorite Color? white...sparkeling white
Favorite shirt? well either my old navy flag shirt frum 99 or my pasites which are rilly just double stuff oreo wiff sum glitter and scotch tape
Favorite pants? jordache high waisted stone wash!
Favorite shoes? man, i sho be barefut n preggres
Favorite song? overture of 1812 OR fuck me for free- akinyele
Favorite person? deantonie or sharon o (osbourne) or kelly, she is coo too but kinda big and not big in the good way i'm used to
Favorite personallity trait? ready and willing
Most unfavorite personality trait? AIDS
Favorite class? class? like low class or rich? shit i be bouts to cop a mansion
Favorite drink? zima
Favorite alcoholic drink? i don't drink
Favorite line to get out of trouble? i can give u whatever you can handle (FREEK A LEEK!) thanx petey
Favorite pick up line? if u cum home wit me i sukka yo dicka 4 free!
Favorite thing to do? see above
Favorite song to blast in your car? mandy- rod stewart
Favorite name? Ahab
Favorite age? 3-5
Favorite nationality? canada
Favorite country? usa
Smartest person you know? probably ja to be honest
Dumbest person you know? kimberly! that whore is going to JAIL!
Hottest person you know? john stamos
Weirdest person you know? see above
Biggest dork you know? the guy who plays urkle, we used to 'hang out' when we wuz kids
Biggest loser you know? john stamos
Sluttiest person you know? mama
Most innocent person you know? my dauter shit i forgot her name. oh right Fifi, i knew it was sumthin dog like
Number of ppl in your phone book? shit like 500
Number of ppl you love? 0
Number of ppl who love you? like 500
Number of things you've done illegally? depends on the state
Number of ppl you like? 1
Number of ppl you've kissed? girls: 929 guys: 930
Number of ppl youve seen naked? a few
Number of countries you've been to? cuntry?
Whats your weakness? rashes
What turns you on? ashlee s
What turns you off? ryan cabrera;s hair... no not on top of his head
The last person who hit on you? ryan cabrera
The last person you hit on? ryan cabrera
The last thing you broke? my glass dildo
The last thing you fixed? the cavalier... sumbody shot it w. a paint gun. f you the cast of malcolm in da middle
The last memory you made? this mornin- hey demi and ashton!
Last person you talked to? the guy who does the commericals for the jewelry store at 96th st and hague road
The last person who died? camilla RIP but she wuz no good
The last thing you ate? corn
The last time you laughed? its been awhile
The last person you hung out with and had the best time? honestly? james van der beek when we took a little canoe ride down the creek. oh shit that wasnt me it was that joey girl
The last time you got in trouble? probably when i violated my probation!
Last thing you wished for? anal beads
3 biggest fears right now? montez wantin to go 2 college (he got a 1590 on his SATs and hes only um 12 i think... hes between 6 and 18 thats all i knows), my fake nails fallin off, the po-leece takin my weed
3 things you're excited about? p. diddy's party, martha and me's reunion, kim goin 2 jail
3 biggest needs right now? sex sex and sex!
1 thing your life needs ja Current Mood: horny Current Music: full house theme song (cuz i be watchin the dvds)